Mom's Got the Fever Again

Jeesh,

Mom's been really busy. I guess stuff is coming out of her brain like you-know-what coming out of a cat who ate castor oil! I think it's just falling right out.

First, mom does NOT like Martha Stewart. She yells THE FELON! every time she sees her on TV and wonders why everyone thinks she's just plain ol' innocent Martha peddling her wares when she's got a record that keeps her from buying a gun or voting. I think, hey, she paid her dues, leave the chick alone, right? But I guess mom holds grudges or something. She thinks that someone who held herself up as a model of American domesticity and profited so much from it, then went to prison because of her greed, should not just walk out of jail and be allowed to step into our homes as if she nothing ever happened. No one's learning a lesson here as far as she's concerned. Mom just can't stand her on those commercials with the Chicken-of-the-dirt-eating Jessica Simpson. So, she came up with this:



I swear, my mom is a nut.

Anyways, she's been working on these Mr. VooDoo Head dolls. Her friend back in NY was having trouble with a supervisor, so mom offered to make her a voodoo doll. So, she finally finished the first one, and it is a cuddly little thing with interchangeable face parts. That way you can use it again and again. It comes with a black candle, the parts and 13 pearl-headed pins, plus a genuine Spirit Feather (due to the dangers of obtaining the feathers of the endangered American Eagle, some feathers may be from a turkey). Let me show you:

MVH as a guy:


MVH as a girl:


MVH Kit:


I have to admit, the label and instruction sheet are hilarious. (It says they are hand-assembled by gay Haitian zombies)

Now she's getting ready to make candidate dolls for me to debate on video. I think that will be fun! I can't wait. (She says she'll put catnip in them! Come at me, Barak, BRING IT ON!)



Mom went to an art show yesterday because one of her paintings was hanging there. She said she wasn't happy with the way they hanged it (hung?) on the wall, kind of low and crooked in a back room, but at least it was up.


She said there were guitar players there, jugglers, carolers, AND- Mr and Mrs Claus were there, too. She got a pic on her phone, but we don't know how to transfer them yet, so you'll have to wait until we do in order to see it. She also said that there was lots of FREE FOOD, but Jenny Crack wouldn't let her eat any. Jeesh, she could at LEAST have brought some home for us.

Well, I have more to report on the home front, but I think this is plenty for now. Mom's brain is gurgling again, and she told me she's thinking about a new painting, one with handprints in it. It sounds interesting, but I hope it doesn't have to go to the FBI for approval. Mom's a little wild and crazy sometimes (mostly in her past, though) and who knows what fingerprints will tell us?

Talk to ya later, kitties

Perry

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